Ass and Ladders: The Review
You may not run out & buy a ladder to put in your bedroom after you watch Ass and Ladders, but next time you're at a hardware store you might get turned on at the sight of these essential tools remembering this moving. The always inventive director John Bruno uses a ladder as a common theme for a series of hot sex scenes from Jet Set Jocks and bridges them altogether with segues featuring hot Josh Logan (who also appears the last scene) The result is a flick that's more cohesive than a mere compilation and decidedly more memorable.
First we can't proceed without talking about the aforementioned Mr Logan. Relatively speaking this Jet Set Men is still a newcomer but he has such a commanding presence that in spite of his youth he seems like a veteran. In these bridging sequences he delivers his sexually charged dialog with an added punch of conviction--in fact if the lines were completely innocent he'd still make them sexual.
In the first scene in Ass and Ladders we find Drake Jaden concentrating on drilling & screwing while his co-worker Girth Brooks sits on top of a large & wide ladder is watching him, also concentrating on drilling & screwing--just in a different way. Drake doesn't hesitate one bit with Girth asks Drake to join him on the ladder (it's more like a movable scaffold). There Drake Jaden takes on the challenge of sucking Girth Brooks' legendary big & thick cock. Director John Bruno's choice of a low camera angle looking up makes this scene even hotter. Watching Drake's semi-furry & beautifully sculpted physique writhing & flexing with his picture perfect cock bobbing in the air as he sucks on Girth's humongous cock is just awesome. The guys engage in some hot sex talk and Girth gives orders but really they aren't necessary because Drake Jaden is fully engaged & already going for it. They finish up fucking on the floor and while Girth Brooks is a very capable top it's the very hot bottom Drake Jaden who makes this scene stand out.
There's just about as little foreplay in the next scene between Andrew Blue & Topher Dimaggio. Topher walks in while Andrew is sweeping up and propositions him in a totally cocky fashion, expecting nothing but an affirmative answer, Of course that's what Andrew Blue gives, climbing up the lader to get serviced by Topher. Again John Bruno positions the camera perfectly to get a view of Andrew's hot cock getting blown. Of course Topher Dimaggio expects & gets mutual satisfaction--as well as getting the chance to fuck. Here the guys engage in some back & forth dirty talk but it doesn't seem to be their strong suit as much as their physical interaction. Even here, while there is some chemistry, the guys don;t seem fully connected--perhaps a little kissing would be in order here. That said, they do have lots of sexual energy and that's enough to carry the scene.
On the other hand the chemistry in the next scene in Ass and Ladders is through the roof---and it's between two bisexual studs Landon Mycles & Rod Daily. When we first see them they're on the lower rungs of two adjacent ladders, their pants lowered, and jacking off. They're watching each jack and feeling up each other's hot muscular bodies. It's a turn on for the viewer --and for these two hot men. Here & through the rest of the scene Landon & Rod really show their talent for hot sex talk & body language. Just watch how hey express themselves in their facial expressions alone. Just when they start jacking each other & you're led to believe they're ready to go to the next level, Tony Falco walks in to watch. He's invited to join in and a hot three-way ensues. The versatility of all three guys really makes it impossible to predict where the scene is headed and that makes it all the hotter. Oh yeah, and John Bruno is back again with the perfect direction, making the most out of some amazing bodies.
Another dynamic & versatile star Parker London is next up with his own solo scene. Usually we will accept nothing less than watching this tall & handsome star with another guy. He not only interacts with his partners but expresses sexual pleasure like it's the very first time he's experiencing it. Parker brings this same kind of heat to his solo, not only expressing pleasure but talking dirty --to himself. It's the next best thing to a scene with Parker London & another guy.
In his last pre-scene Ass and Ladders interlude Josh Logan expresses how much he gets off on ordering guys around and we see this play out in the final scene. Josh walks in on Jayden Grey loafing off and proceeds to reprimand him & tells him to clean up. As Jayden cleans up Josh continues to bark out orders injecting sexual smack talk in every sentence--it's his hot version of dominant foreplay. Finally Josh Logan orders Jayden Grey to service him turning a smoldering scene into a full-on blaze. Jayden sucks on Josh's big thick cock, licks his huge balls & rims him and Josh continues to talk dirty as he's getting pleasured. Jayden Grey isn't a passive bottom by any means but he is totally overpowered by Josh Logan as he starts fucking. It's an interesting thing about Logan---he's a relentlessly hard-driving top but isn't a mindless jackhammer. He has his own brand of intensity and it's contagious. Just watch when he cums all over Jayden Grey's chest and see how Jayden amps up his own intensity for a cum-gushing climax. A fitting way to end a movie with MANY hot climaxes.
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