F*CK U: The Review
Can a gay porn flick with exceptionally hot scenes also have moments of laugh-out loud hilarity? Director Chi Chi LaRue proves it can with FUCK U. It's a part primer on gay porn mixed with satire starring Chi Chi herself and a super-hot cast of unarguably sexy performers. When we say that there's something for everyone in this Channel 1 Releasing movie we aren't exaggerating.
To fully appreciate the humor in FUCK U you have to know what the source material for the parody is. A couple years ago someone unearthed a "lifestyle" video from 1980s starring soap actress Brenda Dickson and posted it to YouTube. Titled "Welcome to My Home" the actress showed off her home, her so-called glamorous clothes, her beauty tips, her health & diet regimen, etc. & spoke in a stilted almost robotic manner. The whole production was unintentionally funny and became a real sensation on YouTube, inspiring several parodies. Unfortunately you won't be able to see in now because actress Dickson had it pulled with the idea of putting it out on DVD & cashing in her newfound fame.
Chi Chi has recreated the "Welcome To The Home" perfectly as a very clever way of introducing the various scenes in FUCK U. The scenes serve as examples of how to create good porn--the Chi Chi way! Sort of a lesson in higher education (hence the name FUCK U) Even if you haven't seen the original video you'll still get a big kick out of these "informational" bridging sequences between the sex scenes. However, don't assume that these sex scenes are satirical too, because they aren't--they really are prime examples of how to produce great porn.
The first scene is an example of "wet sex" which in this case refers to sex in the shower. And what a pair of performers Chi Chi has matched up: Steven Daigle & Brent Everett. Brent is showering in the gym locker room when Steven shows up to shower too. At first he in aware that Brent Everett is taking an inordinate amount of time soaping up his hot ripped jock bod and playing with his big cock. It takes a little while but Steven can't ignore Brent's obvious hardon &---no one could do that! So a little game of sensuously slick & soapy seduction between the two amazing looking studs takes place . Of course it would be pointless if these guys did nothing else but stare so they start fondling & stroking each other before exchanging the "go ahead" kiss. The water is turned off as Steven Daigle is on his knees sucking cock & rimming Brent Everett right there on the shower floor.
Brent returns the favor by sucking on Steven before turning him over and giving him a hard deep fucking. If you're turned on by a shorter guy giving it to a taller stud yo will love the way this scene plays out. Eventually the two stand up and jerk off next to each other for a pair of intense orgasms.
Of course this scene would be very hot even if you weren't familiar with Steven Daigle & Brent Everett but those of you who are in the know will find this to be hot AND exciting. Really, thinking back did you ever think you'd see these two hot stars together in a porn scene? Both of these guys do an amazing job --they are both uninhibited & dynamic performers who have their own style yet work together beautifully. Brent is the hot relentless top who doesn't say much--he talks with his bod and subtle facial expressions. Steven is much more vocal but he too says a lot with his face, especially his eyes. You're looking at two performers at the top of their game in a perfectly crafted scene.
The theme of the second scene is another Chi Chi fave: "muscle worship". Obviously for such a scene you need one big muscled performer and here the strong, silent Mitchell Rock is just the man for the job. However he doesn't open the scene--that position is filled by the perfectly built muscle stud Rod Daily. After a work out he stretches & flexes his muscles, feeling himself up in the process. When Mitchell comes into the locker room he watches Rod flex and does some of his own. They wind up next to each other, wearing nothing but their jocks straps and showing off their bods to each other like a mating ritual. Without saying a word to each other they help each other with their stretching. With Rod Daily on the bench getting his muscles tending to, Mitchell Rock makes the first move slipping him a kiss and setting things in motion. They kiss, they suck cock, they get into a hot 69 (really well shot btw), and soon Rod is riding Mitchell's cock. They flip and Rod is soon fucking Mitchell doggy style before they flip again. This time Mitchell works a big dildo into Rod (yes all well-equipped porn-gyms have dildos available don't you know) before both guys jerks their cocks & shoot their muscle loads.
Now you may not be a fan of "muscle worship" and this scene may not change your mind completely but we think even non-believers may have a change of heart. For one thing neither Mitchell Rock nor Rod Daily is detached from the scene as muscle men sometimes appear in scenes like this. For another they aren't just standing around flexing & jacking off in narcissistic manner. Take muscles out of the scene and you've still got one hot scene with chemistry.
Next up is so-called "military porn" done in a subtle way. As Chi Chi says before this scene "you don't have to beat your viewer over the head with dog tags to get your point across". In this case all you need is couple of serious-looking studs with military style haircuts. Current pop fave Brandon Bangs is stretched out on his back on a hotel room bed, beating his meat & seemingly on his way to a satisfying cum shot when his roommate (?) Dayton O'Connor steps out of the bathroom following a shower. Brandon doesn't have time to cover up---he simply lies back pretending to be napping with hard cock lying on his abs.
Of course with a big cock just lying there waiting for him Dayton strokes & sucks in while he jacks his own cock. Brandon can only pretend to be asleep so long before he's thrusting back and reciprocating. Brandon Bangs winds up fucking Dayton O'Connor in a variety of positions and giving him a good "bang". Naturally Brandon Bangs has a lot going for him physically as creamy-skinned & well-muscled gingerhead with a sweetly handsome face but he's still a bit of a mystery in terms of personality. In a way this works in his favor in his role as a military stud. Fortunately Chi Chi gave him a versatile scene partner like Dayton O'Connor who picks up the slack and injects some personality into the scene. Besides, Dayton is just plain fun to watch.
Finally we get an example of "interracial porn" which really needs little explanation. Of course it doesn't mean that this scene doesn't get its own humorous intro--pc, naturally. For this scene we head back to a shower/bathroom setting where cute Chris Robinson busies himself lathering and rinsing ever so slowly. Enter tall, handsome & well-sculpted muscle stud Aron Ridge who uses the urinal --conveniently & oddly located right next to the shower. Chris keeps showering, paying careful attention to his growing boner as he gazes upon Aron who wags his cock around for his buddy to see. Once Aron takes off his tank top & shows off his perfect torso Chris is out of the shower and down on his knees. If you've seen Aron Ridge before you know he's a take-control kind of guy but in this case he doesn't have to order Chris Robinson around. The young jock is soon on his back on a nearby bench in a "helium heels" position. Aron works over his hole & sucks on his cock loosening him up for a good fucking--which he most assuredly gets. As the scene plays out and Aron Ridge fucks Chris Robinson in various positions you'll wonder exactly who is in charge here. This scene is definitely a case of "don't assume".
At the end of FUCK U you'll get even more of the parody complete with a few subtle touches that punctuate the movie perfectly. Stick around for the credits because you'll see some of Chi Chi's outtakes which are almost as fun as the finished product. Obviously Chi Chi LaRue is more than happy to poke fun at herself and that's always a welcome addition to porn flicks.
Posted by JackManly at 8/22/2010 8:17 AM 
Categories: gay porn, video reviews
Tags: Brent Everett Steven Daigle
Categories: gay porn, video reviews
Tags: Brent Everett Steven Daigle
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