Criminal Intent: The Review
In Criminal Intent director Paul Wilde plays with idea of bad guys & lowlifes as objects of desire, a theme that never seems to go out of style in gay porn--or mainstream media for that matter. Of course this makes more sense when the bad guys look like the cast of Criminal Intent. That being said there's nothing warm & fuzzy about these guys in spite of their physical beauty. Director Paul Wilde has a thing for rough 'n' tumble movies and though these guys aren't out for blood, they're not looking for romantic rendevous either--at least not with their victims.
David Anthony and his little gang of Leo Alarcon, Dario Beck, & Alessio Romero sneak onto the grounds of a ritzy Palm Springs ranch-house and by their actions it's quite clear their going to burglarize the place. They spread out and surround the house and find some time to get their rocks off too.
Leo Alarcon & Dario Beck don't waste much time at all once they're alone because apparently the prospect of breaking the law increases the libido. They start kissing & sucking cock and they jack off a couple of hefty loads and right away go for seconds. This time they flip fuck each other, while maintaining a watchful eye to make sure they aren't caught. Alarcon & Beck have great chemistry together --as though they're a real couple with similar looks. By the way it's a good thing they both have scruff because both have beautiful eyes which makes them look too sweet to be thieves. The relatively mild nature of this scene may throw you off but actually it works to make the subsequent scenes seem a little more shocking & rough.
Apparently this neighborhood has a high rate of home invasions because we next see Tony Buff hopping a gate and sneaking around the poolside area of another home. This time the owner Eric Glock shows up looking like he just got off work and is about to take a swim. Before he can disrobe Buff tackles him and they both tumble into the pool. Tony Buff practically drowns the guy before dragging him out and having his way with him. Mind you Buff doesn't have a weapon (except for his big hard cock) but he subjugates Glock with his deep booming voice and verbal assault. He forces Glock on his knees to suck him off and when he's ready Tony shoots a load over his back --and makes Glock shoot on his boots.
Of course Tony Buff isn't through with his hapless victim. He stands him up, fucks him against a post then in a lounge chair before making him ride his thick cock. Buff fucks hard & deep and literally forces Glock to shoot before pushing him to the ground and shooting a massive load over his body. Tony Buff really knows how to give everything he's got into his performances and his body language alone is better than most performers. When he cums he really looks like he's just proclaiming himself boss of all men.
Meanwhile back at the other house muscular security guard Will Parker (and does he look cute & sexy in that uniform) catches Alessio Romero in the act. However David Anthony sneaks up behind Will and just like that he's double-teamed. Alessio & David rip the clothes off Will and though he puts up hefty resistance he's soon forced to suck on his assailant's cocks. The guys rough him up, slap him around, spit in his mouth and on his face and virtually turn Will Parker into a sex pig. There's still some resistance from him which adds a necessary amount of realism to the scene---especially when he's turned into a bottom for both guys. Will Parker has such a hot little body that is really used to good effect. When he's bent over with his rock hard bubble butt tilted up perfectly it doesn't get sany better. We love how the impossibly handsome David Anthony with his matinee idol smile plays against type to appear as such a brutish character. Alessio Romero is usually he's the one who is getting roughly fucked so it's nice to see him in a different kind of role (although top or bottom he looks like a hood).
Again, if you like hard-driving sex Criminal Intent should suit you perfectly. However even those who like things a bit more genteel will appreciate how convincing the rough stuff is in this movie. As completists we kind of want to find out just what these guys were after by breaking & entering into the homes here, unless...maybe they're drive-by sex thieves!
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