Crotch Rocket: The Review

After watching Crotch Rocket we can officially add Erik Rhodes to the list of gay porn performers who have successfully become talented directors. We saw this in evidence in his first solo effort Rhodes' Rules but this second solo effort confirms it--Mustang & Erik Rhodes are a perfect fit. Crotch Rocket is a hot, balls-out, semi-kinky sextravaganza where every single cast member give it his all from beginning to end. Ultimately it's the gay porn equivalent of a ride on a motorcycle or "crotch rocket": you'll get a rush from the action and probably still be a little wired after the trip is over.
Crotch Rocket is noteworthy & memorable because it's well done but also because Mustang & Rhodes finally give studio exclusive Samuel Colt the starring role with two scenes in which to display the considerable & natural talent that we've seen in all his other movies. In fact you could say this movie belongs to Samuel Colt in more ways than one--the "crotch rocket" motorcycle that is the center of attention in this flick actually belongs to him. To prove it you'll get to see Samuel riding through the streets of SF in the opening credits-- and we love that the camera lingers on that fine muscular ass just long enough to horn up the viewer before the sex starts.

Alessio Romero gets topped & DPed
After noticing something is wrong with his cycle Samuel Colt takes it to the shop only to learn from the surly & disinterested desk clerk that the repairs will take a few hours. So the muscle stud decides to go to the Powerhouse bar to bide his time until it's ready. Of course that's when his crappy day turns great. He & bartender Brenn Wyson watch as Alessio Romero plays a game of pool with Arpad Miklos and Colt learns that they've got a bet going: if Alessio loses he gets gang-banged. The look & smile that crosses Samuel's face is priceless---you can just see the dirty thoughts in his head. Of course you know what's going to happen as Wyson closes up the bar Alessio & Aprad go at it. Colt & Bryson join in and in no time Alessio is on his knees getting force-fed a trio of cocks and getting extra motivated with lots of dirty talk. After lots of spit & rimming Alessio is primed for getting fucked on the pool table by his three rough buds, one right after the other.
The gangbang takes another turn when Samuel & Brenn double-penetrate the surprisingly willing bubble butt of Alessio Romero--while Arpad watches. You might want to keep an eye on the volume level when you watch this because if you have roomies or a neighbors they'll undoubtedly hear this scene play out. Thanks to a very well-placed mirror you get to see Samuel Colt's hard muscled ass thrusting into Alessio while he watches his own reflection. It's a turn on for the viewer and for Colt. The guys all have a big jack-fest with each one of the fuckers coating Alessio Romero's neck & face. For good measure the guys get a little rough with Alessio to spur his own cumshot. This whole scene is tremendously hot and if you make it through without cumming you've got a lot of self-control. In addition to Colt, kudos go to Alessio Romero who has become quite the adventurous & dynamic on-screen cockhound & bottom.

Drew Cutler tops Conner Habib Sean Everett bottoms for Sean Stvos
Meanwhile Drew Cutler & Conner Habib show up outside the bar but are turned away by annoyed (and busy) voices from within. Left in the back alley with their motorcycle Conner & Drew decide to make the best of things by making out. The excitement in this manly encounter builds as the guys deep kiss, take off their shirts, and manhandle each other against their parked motorcycle. Mix in a little verbal sparring and the scene is well on its way. Hot, hairy uninhibited man-toy Conner Habib really seems to like getting gagged by Drew Cuter's cock and getting his face slapped by it. It's a great visual when Conner lies across the motorcycle seat, his hard hairy butt begging for Drew's mouth and cock. Guess what? It's Drew who gets fucked on top of the cycle in a nifty bit of photography & editing and it's almost shiver-inducing to hear his deep voiced grunts & moans as Conner tops him. They flip positions and it becomes a toss up as to which is hotter. Here you've got two versatile & masculine men going at it from the kissing & verbal sparring to the end when they cream on each other's faces. A totally well-constructed scene that flows perfectly & is well-performed.

Later, under the light of a full moon and in another secluded spot we find two more motorcycles parked together as athe camera lovingly scans the rugged machinery close up. In the doorway of a building we see Sean Everett blowing Sean Stavos who is still wearing his colorful motorcycle jacket. As the scene goes on the two swap some very hungry cocksucking before Stavos basically turns Everett into his fuck toy over an empty steel drum. Sean Everett takes it every which way he can before the two guys shoot their wads and like the rest of the movie the guys grunt & moan non-stop. This hot scene works well even though it's reallly the only one connected to the others thematically, not plotwise.
Samuel Colt goes back to the shop to pick up his bike and the relatively surly guy that he first dealt with has been replaced with the cute & smiling Cameron Adams who is ready to treat Samuel a helluva lot better. On the surface this is probably the riskiest scene in Crotch Rocket because this seems like an unlikely pairing of contrasting types. On the contrary the visual contrast makes the scene more interesting especially coupled with the fact that Adams' resume includes several movies where he's manhandled like he is here. After a little sexual innuendo Cameron services Samuel and gets a mouth full of cock as well as dirty talk. Samuel returns the favor before turning Cameron over, giving his ass a little spit 'n' rim action and fucking him in several positions. Rather than get all sweet & romantic with cute twink Cameron Adams, Samuel Colt acts like he knows he can take it rough and Adams responds by seeming to want even more. The two have an emotionally draining pair of vocally loud orgasms that really puts an exclamation point on an already high-energy movie.
Again more power to Erik Rhodes for putting this all together and making us want to see more immediately.













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