Jersey Score: The Review
As painful as it might be to do so, you might want to watch an episode or at least a portion of MTV's Jersey Shore to fully appreciate the brilliance of gay porn parody Jersey Score from Jet Set Men. Even those who are devoted fans of the reality show would have to admit that director Chris Steele nailed this one perfectly. It shows once again that if parody is done right there's always room for more in gay porn.
As you'll guess when you start watching Jersey Score it's set up like the reality series where a bunch of horny & cocky straight dudes are filmed living together in their beach house on the Jersey Shore. There's the documentary-esque free form camera work, the ad-lib dialog, talking to the camera diary-style, etc that you'll see on a series of this kind. Of course the difference is that in between their acting like tough doofuses these dudes are also getting it on with each other. If ever there was a production just made for those straight, "gay for pay" porn performers Jersey Score is it.
The star of Jersey Score is Dean Coxx in his first movie role and we'd be very surprised if he didn't get more offers after this. Dean has been one of the true stars to emerge in the online porn genre putting in a long stint at Straight College Men before branching out with his own site, the super-hot Club Dean. Here he plays Mike "The Stimulation" the main dude/musclehead and he is a real presence. Yeah he's a scene stealer but this only makes the other guys in the cast kick it up a notch too making for one helluva hot movie.
In the first scene in Jersey Score Mike meets prospective new roommate Sammy (Andrew Blue ) who quickly learns that moving in requires a major desposit: sucking Mike's cock. Sammy needs some convincing (or duping)so shirtless Mike gets him to take off his shirt, compliments him profusely, and amid the talk of working out and checking out his form they both wind up naked. Sammy not only relents and sucks cock but he gets sucked too and before you know it he's on all fours getting fucked. Totally outrageous, but hot fun that ends in moaning, groaning, sweating, & muscle-pumped cum shots.
We then meet Ronnie, Pauly G, & Vinny whose scene really starts off looking like a reality show. Ronnie (Joshua Logan ) & Pauly G (Kevin Cavalli ) are having a totally assinine argument over the use of the bathroom (yo! Pauly G is workin' on his hair!) and it turns into a testosterone-fueled scuffle in which (Trent Diesel) winds up in the middle. The guys force him on his knees to suck cock and then take turns fucking him in the bathroom. Trent Diesel makes the most about of being the sex toy for these two numbnuts and he not only shoots big he gets creamed on by both dudes. The post-sex scene is a hoot as the guys pick themselves up and go right back to fussing with their hair as though nothing just happened. Kevin Cavalli is perfectly cast here, so much so that you could believe he was lured away from the real TV show.
We next see the Jersey Score dudes in a local bar where they're boozing it up, going shirtless, flexing their muscles and basically causing a scene. Ronnie gets into a fist fight with another guido Angelo (Jarred King) over the supposed attentions of visiting Princeton preppie Brad Pherro (Hayden Stephens). Angelo gets cold-cocked and winds up on the floor getting a little comfort from Brad. Angelo requires just a bit more and he convinces Brad to suck him right there in the bar. You see the rest of the guys are too loaded to notice. Cock-sucking leads to some heavy-duty fucking where Angelo tops Brad is a variety of positions. Hayden Stephens shows both his versatility as an actor and performer here and thankfully because of his role doesn't have to attempt the Jersey-guy shtick.
In the final scene the bartender Derrick "D-Wow" (Derrick Vinyard) closes up the bar but has to deal with the last sloshed patron Mike. Mike's a little sloppy but clear-headed enough to start working on getting laid. The sex between the two guys has a surprising amount of chemistry--kissing between the body play and cocksucking as well as lots of moans & groans as Mike tops Derrick. Again Dean Coxx is one super-hot performer who pretty much brings it for this scene. We've always found his sexual charisma to irresistible and we doubt any viewer (or fellow performer) wouldn't feel the same.
Stick around for the credits on this one because Chris Steele has put in some outtakes as the final punchline for a fun and downright hot & sexy flick. Jet Set has been in a real groove these days and Jersey Score is the latest in a string of near-perfect flicks.
Posted by JackManly at 6/8/2010 8:41 AM 
Categories: gay porn, video reviews
Tags: Jet Set Men Dean Coxx
Categories: gay porn, video reviews
Tags: Jet Set Men Dean Coxx
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