Toolbox: The Review

             

 Titan Men
comes perilously close to turning Toolbox into a porn version of an infomercial with its prominent use of Titan-brand product--specifically toys and lube. That's probably the harshest criticism that you could level at this movie.  Toolbox is loaded with some of the sexiest men Titan has to offer and their scenes are so hot that you simply won't care how much product placement there is. In fact, your interest in Titan product might easily be piqued after watching the movie.

 The double meaning of the title Toolbox becomes more apparent as the movie unfolds but in the first scene it's a little more subtle. Jay Roberts is seen hiking through the woods with his shirt unbuttoned and flopping in the breeze as he lets his frisky dog scamper along the path in front of him. Also in the woods is Dean Flynn who
spots Jay and lustfully follows him. Actually, he scampers too and then chases Jay Roberts, pinning him up to a tree where he lays a big wet kiss on him. Aside from the fact that this prelude has overtones of danger, the rest of the scene is simply unbridled mutual lust. They suck each other off and shoot their sizeable loads over each other. Dean Flynn obviously can't get enough so he invites Jay Roberts back to his nearby abode for round two.

 By the way pet lovers needn't worry. When the two guys started making out in the woods Jay's dog trots off and his master seemingly doesn't worry a thing about the frisky pup. Have no fear, the pooch has been hanging around the whole time and Jay makes sure he accompanies him to Dean's house. Whew!

    

  Apparently the two guys have already decided on the way who's topping the other because when we next see them Dean Flynn is working over Jay Roberts' hole with his mouth and fingers. Thank goodness Dean has a fresh tube of Titan brand lube standing by which he generously uses on his cock and Jay's hole before sliding in. He starts by giving him a decent topping and you'll think that the scene will continue this way until the cum-spurting climax. However, there are a few surprise detours on the road to orgasm city. Dean Flynn is also supplied with a few dildos one of which he pulls out and uses on Jay Roberts, working it in deep much to Jay's obvious pleasure.
Dean pulls it out and replaces the black monster with his own dick for some more hard pounding. Again he pulls out and works the dildo in again fr a good while before going back with his own cock. This time Dean spices it up by introducing another dildo...which he uses on himself while he fucks Jay. Yes, it requires a little bit of coordination but Dean Flynn succeeds quite well. Eventually he flips Jay Roberts on his back for "traditional" topping but the ride getting there looks like fun. Both perfrormers do an excellent job of giving you a great idea of what they're feeling and it should give real couples some sexy ideas about spicing up their bedrooms.

 In Toolbox scene two humpy Will Parker and exotic, hairy-muscled Charly Diaz on working on a car's engine when Will is asked to go back to the garage to grab a necessary tool out of the toolbox. While in the garage Will also finds a hefty sized butt toy, still in it's original Titan Men packaging. Not only is Will not scared off by the name of the toy ("Wreckd 'Em") he can't resist trying it out. He takes it out, lubes it up (yes that Titan lube is right there!) and uses it every which way he can, including using a nearby mirror to watch himself work himself over. Charly keeps working on his car, unaware that Will has spotted another toy to use: A Rough Riderz--- an inflatable ball equipped with a phallus. Yes, it's an perverse adult version of a hop ball that Will Parker is all too ready to play with and bounce on top of. He's reached a Zen-like state of sexual pleasure when Charly Diaz checks on the delay and sees his bud going at it. Now if you found a friend abusing your sex toys you might get a little peeved. Not Charly! He pops a boner and feeds it to Will before taking him outdoors and giving him a good fucking. Charly Diaz has an amazingly hot body and makes a big impression here but really this scene belongs to Will Parker.  With his flexible gymnast body and beautiful cock he's simply a whole of of visual pleasure.

 

  If you want to see even more flexibility, that happens in the third scene with JR Matthews & Ryan Russell.  It opens with Ryan jacking off on a sundeck watching JR in adjacent outdoor shower. Frankly muscular JR Matthews in a shower is reason enough to watch this scene, especially with his hardon bobbing under the cascading water as he shows off for his partner. Naturally it doesn't stop there. JR works a dildo into Ryan who is
quite vocal in his "appreciation". JR silently decides to kick up the assplay with another Titan toy: "The Inflatable Wonder", a latex inflatable butt plug with a "quick release valve". Ryan Russell responds in kind with even more verbal outbursts before he gets a chance to give JR some toy love.  Enter the Nite Stix, a hefty, knobbed on both ends latex baton which Ryan works into JR while he sucks on his cock. JR Matthews isn't as loud as Ryan but he has another way of making his mark here. With seemingly little effort he flips his legs back and sucks on his own cock while Ryan Russell works his hole with the toy. The two guys then proceed to show their own versatility as well as that of the Nite Stix using it as a double-headed dildo. Using each other's legs for leverage they work that thing so it's barely visible. No surprise that they both cum like gangbusters. 

 The last scene in Toolbox features Fabio Stallone & David Anthony whose impressive cock compares favorably with some of the bigger toys in the Titan arsenal. The two guys are doing some light carpentry work when Fabio finds some lube in David's bag and puts it to good use.  David Anthony unzips and lets his bud lube up his thick cock. Aside from being oh-so handsome Anthony demonstrates a feat of strength--making his big cock bob in the air. The two guys swap blow jobs and then David Anthony  works over Fabio Stallone with a dildo. It's a good size one too but it's no match for the real thing. It's also no substitute either.  In fact that seems to be the subtle message. Titan has great toys that are good for foreplay and these certainly are recommended (see Titan Tools & Lube) for those moments when you don't have a date. Otherwise a real dick is preferable, especially when it's attached to any of the guys in this movie.

 
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