Real Big: The Review
Since Real Big: Boys Measuring Up comes from the Raging Stallion imprint Twinks.com line you would expect it to be different from the studio's usual fare. What you may not expect is that it's different in virtually every aspect from the director (Gio Caruso) to the setting to the cast to the premise itself. This plus the fact that everything comes together so well makes Real Big a standout.
Imagine a gay porn version of MTV's The Real World and you'll get the idea behind Real Big: a bunch of sexy jock types are invited to spend a weekend in a big house in Florida. Like mainstream reality shows of this type the movie starts off with all the guys (except for one who has yet to arrive) sitting around in the living room introducing themselves to each other, revealing a little bit about their backgrounds and interests as the credits roll. The little gabfest may seem very innocent at first (except for the fact that guys are rubbing their crotches) but very quickly you learn why they were all invited: they're all VERY hung. In order to prove it, they all stand up and whip out their cocks.

Once their ballpark wieners are sufficiently pumped two of the guys Nick Cross & Larkin get frisky with each other. Their new roomies, not wanting to be cock-blockers, decide to leave the pair alone to finish up what they've started. Soon the two guys are sucking each other before Larkin plows the shorter Nick Cross. It's somewhat amusing to see that the extra hung guys seem to have no problem blowing another huge cock, not taking it up the ass. They're all smiles afterwards too, a departure from other big dick movies where the bottom usually acts like he's been hit by a truck.
While the rest of his roommates are out shopping Christian Wilde is outside cleaning the pool in the nude waiting to meet & greet the last member of the house, the late arriving Mario Costa. Of course behind the mask of hospitality Christian wants to see for himself just how big Mario is. Christian bones up immediately when he sees Mario's thick piece of meat and both guys wind up being impressed. At first they get a little romantic with some deep kissing in the pool before sucking cock. Before they move to the fucking phase they have a little pool race to see who tops who. No contest! Christian Wilde wins, although Mario Costa looks like he purposely isn't trying. Maybe it's the Ft Lauderdale heat & humidity because the two fuck by the pool in a relatively calm manner.
Meanhile Lex Sabre, Nick Cross & Larkin get back in time to see the two guys going at it. As impressive as Mario is from the trio's vantage point cocky Lex still think he's the biggest in the house---a claim that will soon be put to the test. While sitting around the patio table super sexy Tommy Defendi, Austin Grant, Lex & Mario discuss this weighty issue and Lex still insists he's bigger. Lex is so confident that he makes a bet--if he's smaller than Mario he'll let Tommy fuck him. With Austin & Tommy watching the two hung Latin studs stand up at both ends of the table, whip out their cocks & stroke them to full size. In one of the movie's subtle bits of humor their cock-stroking is accompanied by music you might hear in a western where two opposing gunfighters prepare to shoot it out. Tommy Defendi makes the judgment call, based on his "hands on" approach. The winner: Mario Costa!

Before Tommy can claim his prize, Austin Grant moves in on Lex Sabre first. The two move inside to a cool bedroom where they have a lengthy and multi-positioned suck and fuck session. Apparently Lex's cocky attitude was for show because inside he's the epitome of the hot Latin lover. Austin on the other hand may look quite innocent but behind closed doors he's a bit of a pig who can't get enough.
Afterward Lex Sabre goes to pay off his bet & meet Tommy Defendi by the hot tub. The two guys are all cocky smirks, kissing and sucking before Tommy flips Lex on his back and gives him a good pounding. The scene takes an interesting turn when Christian Wilde spots the two and starts stroking. Rather than remain a voyeur Christian joins in. If you're used to seeing the relatively low key & quiet style of Christian Wilde you'll be pleasantly surprised to see him getting quite verbal here. He strokes off Lex Sabre then turns his aggressiveness to the one he's been wanting all weekend: Tommy Defendi.
Last is definitely not least in Real Big. Tommy Defendi & Christian Wilde are the perfect match up for a scene. These two guys are both tall, good-looking, rough around the edges, naturally verbal & aggressive, and hung. No matter if Defendi is on top or on the bottom as he is here, he gives it his all. There's a little uncharacteristic whimpering when getting pounded by Christian Wilde, but it's not forced nor is it "girly". Of interest in this hot scene is that it has no foreplay. When these two go off to fuck Tommy Defendi literally thrusts out his ass and Christian Wilde takes him up on the offer.
We've mentioned before that director Gio Caruso has been known mainly as a photographer and his visual skills are certainly in evidence here. Good photographers also have a good rapport with their subjects and he seems to bring this to his directorial work. There's an ad-lib believability to the entire movie scenario as those all the guys are at ease and feeling totally uninhibited. THAT is a quality that all porn flicks should have.













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