Whorrey Potter: The Review

   

 
You really have to admire online video site Dominic Ford for taking on the ambitious & risky task of putting together a full-length 3-D gay porn parody of Harry Potter. It's one thing for a firmly established company to attempt something like Whorrey Potter & The Sorcerer's Balls. It's quite another for a website to attempt this during it's first year of operation. When you take this latter fact into consideration it's tempting to lower expectations and give a critical pass to Dominic Ford. However, this turns out to be unnecessary because Whorrey Potter is simply a delightfully sexy flick.

 First, you need to know that in spite of the fact that Whorrey Potter is an ambitious project Dominic Ford doesn't try to get too lofty with its execution and take itself too seriously. In fact Dominic Ford practically celebrates the silliness found here--from some of the painful puns & double entendres to the some of the purposely cheesy acting, complete with fake Brit accents. To put it simply, it's a charmingly goofy porn send-up of a pop culture phenomenon.

  
                       Luke Marcum                                                                   Robert Van Damme & Cameron Adams

  The plot of Whorrey Potter is a very stripped down version of its source material. You've got unhappy lad Whorrey (Luke Marcum) recruited by Fag Hagrid (drag queen Mimi Imfurst) to join other "special" young men at Cockwarts Academy. There with the help of schoolmates Himmione Grainghim (Cameron Adams) and Ron Weasy (Eddie Diaz) he faces his first test--to retrieve the legendary Sorcerer's Balls before the Voldemorecock (Matthew Rush) gets them. Of curse since this is gay porn Whorrey & his pals also have to perform a few magic-themed sexual tasks in order to succeed at their mission.

  Whorrey Potter starts off with the sexy lad being sent to the closet by his offscreen guardians and while confined there Whorrey transports himself to a "happy place": a bedroom where he can jack off freely. As solo scenes go, both 2-D & 3-D versions do it up right and it's also where the differences show up nicely. Performer Luke Marcum's 2-D jack-off scene is a split screen number that shows of his very hot bod and sizable cock. Marcum is well cast because he exudes innocence without seeming like a wuss.

  Fag Hagrid appears to take Whorrey to the mysterious school and the two stop by a sex shop first to pick up clothes and some supplies. This bit of comic relief is a showcase for Mimi Imfurst whose over-the-top accent befits her outrageous look. She'll show up again later delivering a grandiose speech that only a drag queen could give. Yes, Luke Marcum also attempts a British accent (as do many of the other others) and does pretty well keeping it all low-key while maintaining his cute smile & innocent look.

 After arriving at the school Whorrey meets Himmione Grainghim (Cameron Adams) and Ron Weasy (Eddie Diaz) and they go exploring. While doing so we get a glimpse of the near-naked guard (muscled up Robert Van Damme) of the Sorcerer's Balls in the film's title. Before the trio can explore further they hurriedly get to spell-casting class taught by Ryan Raz. In these extended non-sex sequences you'll find exposition and set-up but it's worth watching to see the performers also have demonstrate some acting and comedic talents. Ryan Raz never seems to take himself too seriously which works fine for the one-liners he has to deliver here and later during a major plot revelation. Cameron Adams varies in style but when he's on, he too delivers his comic lines with perfect timing. As for Eddie Diaz he's probably the most natural of the bunch as an actor. Besides when it comes to their sexual roles both Adams & Diaz are total stars.

  After Whorrey receives his invisibility cloak the sex action really dominates the movie. In order to distract the guard Ron uses the cloak to become invisible --except for his hard cock which (thanks to green screen effects) seems to float around like a disembodied erection. Naturally the horny guard can't resist and goes down (or is it up) on the erect cock. With the guard out of the way Whorrey & Himminone are free to retrieve the Sorcerer's Balls. The only problem is that the door needs to be opened by someone sitting on a phallic lever. Enter Cameron Adams' Himmione who rides it like he's on a bucking bronco.

   Whorrey almost succeeds at his task but he also unleashes Voldemorecock, the luscious Matthew Rush who really stands out both as a performer & comic actor. Whorrey (and Luke Marcum) is no match for his nemesis and he's magically seduced by him. Of course in real life one wouldn't need to be put under a magic spell to have sex with the star. Rush & Marcum are remarkably compatible and their rough & tumble sex scene is both verbal & high energy.

  Matthew Rush's insatiable character pushes the guard out of the way so he can go after Eddie Diaz' cock for himself. Don't feel sorry for the sexually frustrated Van Damme because he does get satisfaction in the person of Cameron Adams. Talk about a hot combo. Lean hungry bottom Adams & manly muscle man Van Damme are very dynamic performers and they really demonstrate their talents here. This is the kind of super-hot scene you get when you pair two passionate sexual men---a power top & a power bottom. Cameron Adams gets props for steeping it up for a porn vet.

 The energy from the Van Damme-Adams scene continues in the equally passionate scene between Matthew Rush & Eddie Diaz. The difference is that you've got two well-matched muscled guys going at it here who make a strong connection onscreen. The fact that these two are offscreen friends accounts for their onscreen chemistry and when something like this happens there seems little need to do anything but let the cameras roll.

            
                                                 Eddie Diaz & Matthew Rush

The last scene is also the one were plot, special effects, and hot sex merge completely. When everything seems returned to normal the three students have a three-way---as only you'd find in a movie with sorcery. They levitate and suck & fuck in mid air. Of course it's done with green screen effects but it's likely that you won't be looking for flaws. Eddie Diaz gets to top this time and thereby shows his versatility. Then there's Cameron Adams taking both Eddie & Luke Marcum on at the same time in a hot double-penetration. The scene ends with smiles all around and you will be too.

 As with the Dominic Ford site the Whorrey Potter comes in both 2-D & 3-D versions. Interestingly the former isn't just a 2-D version of the latter--there are some editing differences that make BOTH movies worth watching.

 Again, the guys at Dominic Ford
 deserve kudos for not only taking on this project but seeing it through from every aspect---script, photography, directing, editing, music, etc are all done by Dominic Ford. All this was done here and abroad and still the guys had time to keep the site running like clockwork. The only question that remains now is what mountain is Dominic Ford going to climb and conquer next?

 
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