Pizza Boy Gang Bang: The Review
Sometimes there's life left in old gay porn premises as illustrated by Pizza Boy Gangbang from Jet Set Men. Pizza parlors, delivery services, horny pizza boys, etc have been used for decades in gay porn and this movie successfully revives the premise again Thanks to a tongue-in-cheek script, a cast of super-hot young performers, and a whopper of an orgy Pizza Boy Gangbang becomes the gay porn equivalent of a pizza with all the toppings. Jet Set has been hyping this one for awhile now so we went into it with relatively high expectations. The good news is that this fun & sex video is even better than we anticipated thanks in part to several performers that really are THAT good.
The title of Pizza Boy Gangbang refers to the Pizza Boy restaurant, run by mutton-chopped Hayden Stephens. When the movie opens his sexy employee Landon Mycles uses a few cock-taking tactics to get out of work early ---- tactics that will come back to haunt him later. Stephens is left alone to close up and to try and remove drunken patron Dylan Roberts from the premises. Dylan is in no condition to go anywhere and Hayden takes full advantage of the situation---turning the sloshed guy into his "pizza bitch". The two guys exchange some deep-throated bj's before Hayden Stephens humps and pumps Dyan Roberts every which way he can. For his part Dylan plays ride 'em cowboy very well (thanks to his discovering his bottom proclivities at Next Door Studios)
Another day later Landon Mycles tries to get out of work early again but this time the boss man isn't buying it. With a crowded restaurant of sexy jocks Hayden Stephens pushes his flirty employee around in front of the clientèle. As it turns out the café is packed with customers that Landon has been flirting with in order to get big tips. Thus Hayden Stephens, the staff, AND the customers are going to see to it that it's payback time for Landon Mycles. Landon is forced to his knees to blow Dayton O'Connor in front of everyone and while he's getting manhandled another employee Jesse Santana comes out of the kitchen to get his share of oral action (obviously Landon must have teased Jesse too). Dayton & Jesse take turns on Landon while a mildly shocked restaurant look on. Soon they're all jacking off, taking off their shirts and gathering around to take their turns on Landon Mycles' skillful techniques. The "guest list" includes Elijah Michaels, Casey Monroe ("Levi" in the upcoming Getting Levi's Johnson), Chasen, Joshua Logan, Jake Lyons, Parker Perry, and Tucker Jennings. Landon Mycles doesn't just take each of these big pieces of meat well, he goes back for seconds & thirds. He goes up and down the receiving line sweating and getting his throat rammed over and over.
Fortunately, the scene steers away from this repetitive action and the cast starts going after each other. It's actually hard to keep track of who is doing who here but it's really unimportant as this high energy scene takes on a life of its own. It also features the movie's first bukkake scene--all the guys shoot over Landon Mycles' hot body and he cums too. Usually this kind of scene ends a movie but there's even more to come.
In the last scene of Pizza Boy Gangbang three of the guys are getting their asses pounded, including Jake, Parker, and the ever-popular (and loud) Jesse Santana. The first two guys have a bit of catch up to do to match Jesse---although Jake Lyons certainly gives it his all here. It's not enough though because at one point Dayton O'Connor & Hayden Stephens double-penetrate Jesse Santana. Don't worry that the gang has forgotten about Landon Mycles--he also gets fucked by several of the guys. If you've seen him in Carjackers you already know that he gets very verbal and it's awesome to watch. This scene also ends with Landon getting showered by cumshot after cumshot and it's visually amazing.
Director Chris Steele & writer John Tegan work well together with their cast to turn an outrageous premise into something damn hot. A simple single scene premise is deftly extended into three scenes without seeming padded and the slight story & dialog are well balanced with the action. As for the performers Hayden Stephens, Jesse Santana, Dayton O'Connor, & Dylan Roberts are standouts. Stephens has done a very good job in improving his acting as much as his sex scenes have become more natural. The same holds true for Dylan Roberts just to a lesser extent. The interesting thing about Jesse Santana is that he doesn't need dialog to act--he just does it.
Obviously though the real star of Pizza Boy Gangbang is Landon Mycles. He's more than eye candy although if you critiqued him solely on that he'd get wild praise. His acting is natural too for someone who is probably just out of his teens. However you just can't help but single him out for his totally uninhibited performing. As we mentioned above he takes everything that's thrown at him and still manages to give more visually and verbally.
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