Ten Pound Tube Steak: The Review
In addition to featuring some of our "best of 2009" lists we're also ending the month and year with a few video reviews. We've still got many more lists and at least a couple more 2009 video reviews that will be appearing in January 2010 before we even get around to previewing the new stuff that's coming in 2010.
Plus, on New Year's Eve we'll be making the announcement of our Jack Manly Man of the Year. In the meantime we begin our last video reviews of the year with Ten Pound Tube Steak.
With a title like Ten Pound Tube Steak you pretty much know what to expect--and the movie indeed delivers on the promise of amply endowed men. The movie, presented by Raging Stallion's Monster Bang brand, features a nice mix of familiar faces & newcomers in some very hot 'n' heavy scenes, stylistically presented & directed by Ben Leon & Tony Dimarco.
There's a kind of Pulp Fiction, graphic novel come to life feel to the movie that you'll notice in the opening credits and in the way each scene is introduced. In the first scene Juan (played by Aydan Cruz)starts things off by whipping out his big thick pole in the kitchen & lovingly playing with his hardon, apparently waiting for Devin Moss to wake up. When Devin does enter the room he immediately goes for the meat. If you weren't already wide-eyed looking at Juan, Devin's extra thick dick will probably do the trick. Juan can barely get his mouth around it even when it's not fully hard. Eventually these two young newcomers get to the point and Devin tops Juan. Even those these two guys are newcomers (to us anyway) they sure act like pros. It's too soon to tel what their personalties are like but if you're watching this for other reasons it doesn't much matter.
Meanwhile, in the apartment downstairs boyfriends played by Jason Crew & Ryan Raz have a pre-work quickie. What could have been a standard scene of guys trading blow jobs before one tops the other is enlivened by these two very hot & handsome performers whose styles are anything but standard. They start off with some kissing and Jason Crew quickly shifts to sucking on Ryan Raz's picture perfect cock as though he were still kissing the blond stud. Whether it's true or not, Jason looks like he loves to give head and he does a complete a job as possible without making Ryan cum. Ryan returns the favor in a different way before he's on his back getting rimmed. Soon he's riding on top of Jason before relinquishes control and lets Jason fuck him in his own way. Jason Crew starts off slow, almost teasingly before he really goes to town on Ryan Raz who responds by getting loud & verbal. It all makes for a very hot scene showcasing some very talented guys.
In the next scene (across town according to the intro) Tristan Phoenix, "hooks up" with Mickey Drake.
In their scene they really work up to the hardcore stuff with some very hot kissing, slowly stripping down as they do. As with the other scenes they trade bj's before Mickey tops Tristan. It's an interesting pairing because the younger Drake is fairly animated while Tristan is a bit more serious & intense. Even at the end of the scene the two guys return to kissing as though they really made a connection and that's always hot.
Again we're looking at different types together in the fourth scene of Ten Pound Tube Steak when Antonio Biaggi & Cole Streets have a nooner. As with the last scene the two guys start out with some heavy kissing and it's good to see Biaggi show some passion. In fact he practically devours Cole Streets, who eventually takes every inch of his hard-driving cock very well. There's a lot of heat in this scene from beginning to end which is pretty remarkable since both of these guys usually are pretty low-key.
In the final scene Tristan Phoenix & Devin Moss are back, this time as roommates who relieve their work day stress with each other. In fact in their scene they do it right at the top of the stairs. Devin really seems to enjoy the head he gets from Tristan because he seems hard from start to finish. Tristan Phoenix really shows off his oral & bottom skills and Devin reacts in a very positive way by topping him with considerable gusto.
All in all as "all-sex" movies go Ten Pound Tube Steak delivers a lot of punch usually seen in movies with more story. What could easily have been a by-the-book, big-dick fuck flick is something with heat and passion. Also, it was interesting to watch this film AFTER some of the more current work by Ryan Raz & Cole Streets. In a very short amount of time they have developed into very distinctive performers & actors.
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