-- The Sexiest Fashion Newcomers Award was presented by Michael Lucas (yes, THAT one) to The Blonds.

 --The Sexiest Art Award was presented by Julie Atlas Muz to comic artist Paul Pope. (Ben Naples accepted for him)

 --The Sexy CGI Award was presented by Rob Roth to the animated gay porn flick Pirate's Booty.

 --The Mainstream Crossover Award was presented by Tom Judson (formerly known as gay porn icon Gus Mattox) to Sasha Grey (also not in attendance).

  --The Readers' Choice Awards were presented by Lux to Titan star Marco Blaze (male) and Joanna Angel (female). She was present but alas Blaze was not.

   --The Mainstream-to-Porn Award went to the aforementioned Levi Johnstone who told the crowd that his Playgirl photos will be out next week

  --The Sexiest Advertising Award was presented by Ryan Keely to American Apparel. of course. Marsha Brady (no relation) is accepting on behalf of the company.

  --The Sexiest TV Award was presented by Jonathan Ames to True Blood.

  --The Fleshbot Lifetime Sey Fashion Award was presented by Joey Arias to Patricia Field

   Of course we weren't surprised to see that much of the press coverage of this event revolved around the appearance of Levi Johnston as he is still living in his "fifteen minutes of fame" moment. Frankly we don;t care if he extends his fame as long as he exists to annoy Sarah Palin and offset the hypocritical whining of Carrie Prejean.  There seems to be a confluence of events that is making all this possible. Next week Sarah Palin's fantasy book tour begins and her Oprah interview airs while Carrie Prejean continues to peddle her mindless autobiography. At the same time Levi's Playgirl comes out and Carrie's ex says that there are SEVERAL of her masturbatory videos. Plus, Levi is suing for partial custody of his love child. So, we're hoping for more feuding between a couple of horny straight guys with bad taste and two whiny, right-wing bigoted twats.