Again, for those who wish to avoid spoilers regarding Big Brother, we urge you to stop reading. However, if you are hungry for some information that we doubt you'll ever see on the CBS network broadcast, keep on reading.  

 We've already noted here that the premise on Big Brother 9 went awry very quickly--almost overnight. Love matches? Soul mates? Secret couples? Forget it. That's all been tossed in those fake flames burning on screen in the video fireplace.  We have yet to find out exactly what family emergency forced Neil Garcia to leave the Big Brother house, but we're glad he chose his loved ones over the money. After what we've seen, we're not sure many of the others would have done the same.

 The person who got the shaft here was Joshuah. He didn't get a replacement gay man. No, he had to choose between Sharon and Jacob, the first couple to be evicted. He was hoping to see Blaine, whom he's started seeing back in Texas. Nevertheless, he's made the most out of a bad situation by observing, strategizing when he needs to, and letting the others create their own messes.

 And what messes we have. Real couple Jen and Ryan have thrown each other under the bus in order to stay in the house with little regard for their partners, Allison and Parker. Alex and Amanda have gone from liking each other to arguing and name-calling. But don't worry too much about Amanda. She and Parker, the TMZ "videographer" have been flirting and touchy the past few days. The bottom line---they're looking for a secret place to get a little more intimate. We guess they forgotabout ALL the cameras.

 Then there's this one. And it's BIG.  Matt is a player who has been stringing along his partner the buxom, Bible-bearing barista Natalie. Predictably she's got a crush on him and she's promised to do "favors" for him if she's nice to him.  Well, he's used this to get a blowjob onscreen. That's right. Last night on the air while everyone was sleeping, Natalie went down on Matt under the covers. You could hear the slurping and gagging noises and apparently Matt had some pent up "tension". He came pretty quickly and made a mess under the sheets. Right after that he made Natalie pledge to keep their little secret and they both went back to their sides of the bed. Once she rolled over, Matt looked right in the nightvision camera, smiled gleefully and gave the audience a big grin. Yuck. For awhile the videos were up at YouTube, but they were taken down very quickly. Appatrently they either grossed out lots of people or there was a copyright thing. Strange though that so many Big Brother clips remain online. Just a thought.                              
                               
  It doesn't end there. Jen & Ryan humped in the bathroom and were heard by at least one other houseguest.

 Matt may have told Natalie to keep his secret, but he's already bragged to at least one person about his conquest. And poor delusional Natalie thinks that she and Matt will be together after the show! She even confessed this to Allison. Natalie may have kept the secret but last night she couldn't help but do her own bragging. Apparently she's a shooter--when she orgasms. And she can squirt water from her privates after a bath, shower or a dip in the pool. Charming. This hot tub conversation about her talent had a couple houseguests telling her to show it off. Fortunately Joshuah told her he wasn't ready to see such a thing. THANK YOU JOSHUAH!

  At this point it's really hard to tell who, if any of the  houseguests are falling for each other and whether anyone is telling the truth as to how they are voting this week. It's all a mess and Big Brother's may have another season on their hands where a house is divided and out of control of the producers' hands. Can it be fixed or will they let the couples format bring this whole thing to a relatively quick resolution?