Breakfast of Champions
Tired of being a health-conscious, gym-going, trans-fat eschewing, bran-lovin' individual ? It's a lot of pressure isn't it? You know your mornings just seem so empty without those down-home country breakfasts to help you get through your busy work day.
Well, one fast-food chain has the answer that not only satisfies your cravings for a big full breakfast but takes into account your fast-paced lifestyle.
Hardee's has introduced its Country Breakfast Burrito which is loaded with all those dear things that you've been brainwashed into thinking are bad for you. It's a two-egg omelet filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns, and sausage gravy all wrapped up in a flour tortilla. We're talking a breakfast that stays with you for hours, giving you all that nutritional goodness well beyond lunch and dinner. Good old fashioned rib-sticking food with none of that pesky cholesterol-cutting fiber to whisk it through your colon. At 920 calories and 60 grams of fat we're talking a meal that will take you right through the winter! It's no wonder that you're not going to find a Hardee's in those tree-hugging areas of the West.
It's time to live a guilt free life again. Granted it will be a noticeably shorter heart-choked life but once the bug has bitten you you may never want to waste one more precious minute lifting another weight, walking that treadmill, or taking a sip of green tea.
If you're one of the lucky ones that lives in a Hardee's state, then you're already in-the-know that the gastronomic fun doesn't end at breakfast. For several years now Hardee's has been the equivalent of a twelve-step program for those addicted to a healthy lifestyle.
Where else can you get the Monster Thickburger sandwich? It's a hearty combination of 2 deliciously sizzling 1/3- pound beef slabs, four strips of crispy bacon, three slices of rich creamy cheese, and a a solid helping of smooth tangy mayonnaise on a bun slathered with real creamery butter. And it's only just a hair over 1400 calories! And then there are like the Center for Science and Nutrition that has the nerve to call the Thickburger line "food porn".
Of course, Hardee's is aware that there are concerned customers who are worried about eating read meat. So they also have a delicious chicken salad loaded with flavor and topped with crispy onion rings (hey it's a vegetable!) and crispy chicken.
Do the watchdog groups take THIS into consideration?
No, they'd rather make fun of an All-American company's honest product by referring to the new burrito as a "country breakfast bomb". Now take a look--doesn't it just make your mouth water?
So the next time you watch a video featuring impossibly great-looking, well built guys with eight-pack abs think of how deprived they are. These poor studs have to slave at a gym, watch every morsel that goes into their mouths just so that can have sex with other demi-gods and perform for you so that you can toss one off and chow down on crap like this!
Well, one fast-food chain has the answer that not only satisfies your cravings for a big full breakfast but takes into account your fast-paced lifestyle.
Hardee's has introduced its Country Breakfast Burrito which is loaded with all those dear things that you've been brainwashed into thinking are bad for you. It's a two-egg omelet filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns, and sausage gravy all wrapped up in a flour tortilla. We're talking a breakfast that stays with you for hours, giving you all that nutritional goodness well beyond lunch and dinner. Good old fashioned rib-sticking food with none of that pesky cholesterol-cutting fiber to whisk it through your colon. At 920 calories and 60 grams of fat we're talking a meal that will take you right through the winter! It's no wonder that you're not going to find a Hardee's in those tree-hugging areas of the West.
It's time to live a guilt free life again. Granted it will be a noticeably shorter heart-choked life but once the bug has bitten you you may never want to waste one more precious minute lifting another weight, walking that treadmill, or taking a sip of green tea.
If you're one of the lucky ones that lives in a Hardee's state, then you're already in-the-know that the gastronomic fun doesn't end at breakfast. For several years now Hardee's has been the equivalent of a twelve-step program for those addicted to a healthy lifestyle.
Where else can you get the Monster Thickburger sandwich? It's a hearty combination of 2 deliciously sizzling 1/3- pound beef slabs, four strips of crispy bacon, three slices of rich creamy cheese, and a a solid helping of smooth tangy mayonnaise on a bun slathered with real creamery butter. And it's only just a hair over 1400 calories! And then there are like the Center for Science and Nutrition that has the nerve to call the Thickburger line "food porn".
Of course, Hardee's is aware that there are concerned customers who are worried about eating read meat. So they also have a delicious chicken salad loaded with flavor and topped with crispy onion rings (hey it's a vegetable!) and crispy chicken.
Do the watchdog groups take THIS into consideration?
No, they'd rather make fun of an All-American company's honest product by referring to the new burrito as a "country breakfast bomb". Now take a look--doesn't it just make your mouth water?
So the next time you watch a video featuring impossibly great-looking, well built guys with eight-pack abs think of how deprived they are. These poor studs have to slave at a gym, watch every morsel that goes into their mouths just so that can have sex with other demi-gods and perform for you so that you can toss one off and chow down on crap like this!
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